Victorian Society Buff Mugs

Drunk man thrown out of bar

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

The Missing Sock Returns

"In the old days, we had to constantly feed the screensaver."

Cut out and keep your own Frank Sinatra.

Early Colour TV

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

MEGASTUDIOS, INC., 'Just think of it -- 'CSI Mayberry,' with Robert DeNiro as Andy and Wesley Snipes as Barney!'

'Everything is illusory? -- Even reality shows?'

'From albums to 8-tracks to cassettes to CD's...What a long, loud trip it's been!'

Fossil record player.

'I'm old enough to remember when smiley faces were right side up.'

STRIP Hambone: Early diesel run computer

'Sean Connery was the best James Bond!'

'Seesh...I'm really tired of how men are always depicted as clueless dolts!!...I didn't say it's inaccurate, just that I'm tired of seeing it...'

Is man a social animal? - 'As a married man, the short answer is no.'

'I'm sorry. I probably should have talked to to you before I took down our wedding photo and put up a picture of my jet.'

'No Bonanza, no Gunsmoke, no Led Zeppelin... what a sad state of affairs this is! I'm glad I'm not in your generation...'

In his old days Superman's x-ray vision declined, but it still worked as a TV remote.

"That's my dad back when he was, like, militarized."

Holiday cottage

If the Brontë sisters wrote science fiction

1950's.

"It's running five minutes fast."

Boombox

'Take a good look, Junior. When I was your age, I was 'Fun Size,' too.'

Inaction Figure

I want to hold your hand

Mark Gastineau

"He reports to Grand Central Palace tomorrow."

"Remember that '70s TV show 'What's Happening'!? Did they ever come up with an answer?" "I don't know, but it makes me wonder if Marvin Gaye found out what's going on." "The black hole of cannabis-induced queries"

Goodbye Opiate of the Masses

Saxophonist playing on the map of Cornwall.