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"Boating is a lot more relaxing since we sold the boat and just read the magazines!"

The Vineyard

'Well, now that I know he's the owner's son, yes, he's the best damned wine steward I've ever seen.'

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

Evolution.

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

Obsession with the Internet.

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

Man with wine glass face looks unhappy.

'I'm going to add to the confusion. I'm going to sign my name upside-down.'

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

Poetry in motion - Runners quoting poems as they jog.

Cuba restarts virtual classes

Internet Cafe.

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

'Mr. Smithdon's at his desk, but he's not really there....He's somewhere out there in cyberspace!'

"Run around outside? What year do you think this is - 1990?"

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

Computer hacker sends a rocket to Mars.

'I know I can't take it with me, but what about computer simulations?'

"Morning, Brad." "Morning, Angelina."

"Is that you, or am I experiencing Artificial Reality?"

"That's it sorted then - this year we'll spend a fortnight in the spare bedroom."

Excess Baggage: If you can draw, you don't have to know the local language.

If poets wrote road signs.

"We're testing a new virtual reality praise & worship system for the satellite campus."

Some days Ted's head would get stuck for hours.

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