Vicarious Voyager T-Shirts

"Boating is a lot more relaxing since we sold the boat and just read the magazines!"

The Vineyard

'Well, now that I know he's the owner's son, yes, he's the best damned wine steward I've ever seen.'

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

ZOOM 'n' GLOOM.

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

Evolution.

Mac OS 20

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

Obsession with the Internet.

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

'I'm going to add to the confusion. I'm going to sign my name upside-down.'

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

Man with wine glass face looks unhappy.

'Jeff is a tackle on his online college football team.'

Poetry in motion - Runners quoting poems as they jog.

"Run around outside? What year do you think this is - 1990?"

Internet Cafe.

Cuba restarts virtual classes

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

'Dewey, come look! This is so cute. The kids are playing wii hockey.'

'Mr. Smithdon's at his desk, but he's not really there....He's somewhere out there in cyberspace!'

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

'I know I can't take it with me, but what about computer simulations?'

Computer hacker sends a rocket to Mars.

Ted Hughes

"Morning, Brad." "Morning, Angelina."

Hot Towel Web Service

If poets wrote road signs.

"That's it sorted then - this year we'll spend a fortnight in the spare bedroom."

"Is that you, or am I experiencing Artificial Reality?"

Excess Baggage: If you can draw, you don't have to know the local language.

Poetry Reading. Physics Lecture. Which'll it be -- rhyme or reason?

Cat Playing 10th Life.