Veterans Affairs Personnel Mugs

Robert Wilkie

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

"This never happened."

Should've been routine. That was before the dog called and offered to pay twice as much to have the master put down.

"Fill it up!"

Dog with saucepan stuck on its head

'The vet said that getting spayed might hurt a little. But having nine puppies hurt a little, too.'

"I think I'm beginning to embrace humiliation."

'HEEL!...HEEL!'

Dog Park Zoom

'Wait, Doc, wait! My cow's still in your chute!'

"I'm thinking sixty nine."

"I want one that detects intrusions by hackers, then blows their computers to bits!"

Dog Looks Alarmed At The Vets.

"The vet made me wear this, and I can't lick my balls...uh...could I lick yours for awhile, Rex?"

'Doctor, I think he knows where he is.'

'I heard him mention your name, what does neutered, mean?'

Fairy Vet

'Son...old soldiers don't die...they just get medal fatigue.'

'I always take what he says with a grain of salt...

'It's a foolproof computer network, sir, that no one can break into, not even a kid.'

'Could we go in ahead of you? His tranquilizer is wearing off.'

I can't afford to pay for Fluffy's spay...

"Does he need to be healed or heeled?"

"I really appreciate this."

'...Basset Hound! Anal sacs!'

Vet to angry-looking dog: 'You ate some crabgrass, eh? Were you self-medicating again?'

'Now, just repeat the injections three times daily and avoid any stress.'

Vets: 'That's funny, he was here a minute ago.'

'Vet clinic? I'd like to make an appointment for a physical. It's been seven years.'

'This is one sick dog.'