Vest Enthusiasts Pillows

Sir Winston Churchill

Second hand furniture.

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

"As the executor for your mother's estate, let me say that she loved each of you, but she also loved Las Vegas."

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

Ladies by the seaside

Grandma's caf

"I love these old decorations!"

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

"How soon will this be a remnant

"Remember, history was easier back in your day. There's so much more of it now."

Limerick On A Grecian Urn

Historic Bank Jobs.

"Enjoy yourself while you can because before you know it, you've surpassed your 'Best Used By' date."

Two men in love, sitting in vintage champaign glasses

1930's Lady.

"If the weather stays good, we could end up in a very prestigious 1992 Cabernet Sauvignon."

Typewriters and Laptops.

'Look, Carl, the glory days are over. You might want to slip into something a little more comfortable.'

I love you.

'No Bonanza, no Gunsmoke, no Led Zeppelin... what a sad state of affairs this is! I'm glad I'm not in your generation...'

Joe had kept the same suit for thirty-five years!

Two Eggs Any Style