Versifier Prints

"...and so I left Wall Street and made a killing in poetry."

Poet

"It's such a lovely day!"

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

Tosca stabs Scarpia

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

'If you want a reality check, I'll have to see two pieces of I. D.'

'Hey, Dad! How about a round of computer golf?'

Walt Whitman sounds his barbaric yawp over the roofs of the world.

'I've taken the liberty of simplifying the latest data.'

"This alternate reality thing is awesome! Donald Trump made Mexico build a wall, Hillary Clinton's in jail, and my wife thinks I'm George Clooney."

Interior Un-Decorator: We Help You Downsize!

"Who on earth would call on a landline? How rude!"

'Wow! What graphics.'

"It's for weird minds - they're not wired like mine...oh! I'm a poet and didn't know it!"

'Then it's agreed. It doesn't have to rhyme.'

The only "fake news" we care about is fake IDs.

Government Interference with Science.

Turtle Haze

"The English language is a moveable feast... some people dine on it... some just take bites."

VAR - a nail in the football coffin...

Virtual hilarity

"If you ask me, his poetry has gone down hill since he started writing in metaverse."

Annoy Your Parents! You've done it for real. Now, play the video game!

"Er – may you?

'I believe the saying is 'trust but verify,' not 'trust, but what would mother do'.'

"I hate poems. They're boring and pretentious."

Time to try this new and improved virtual vacation. Virtual Goggles. It appears your luggage has been misdirected to Houston. Fun Park. Wait time from this point 90 Min. Rain is forecast for the next three days. Your return flight is oversold. We might be able to get you out next Tuesday. Check in. Airlines. I should have realized what was coming when they said this virtual experience had been made "more realistic" than ever!

"I only married him for his blue tick."

"Hold on. Let me just check my self-worth."

'Those references are from my computer. I have an online degree.'

'It's not a lie, Mom - it's virtual reality!'

"Hi. I'm John, your date for this evening. I've brought my résumé and letters of recommendation."

"Next, I'd like to do a tribute to Tupac."

And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with the bulls; and their land shall be soaked with blood, and their dust made fat with fatness. - Isaiah 34:7