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"...and so I left Wall Street and made a killing in poetry."

Poet

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

Tosca stabs Scarpia

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

'If you want a reality check, I'll have to see two pieces of I. D.'

'Hey, Dad! How about a round of computer golf?'

Walt Whitman sounds his barbaric yawp over the roofs of the world.

'I've taken the liberty of simplifying the latest data.'

"Who on earth would call on a landline? How rude!"

Interior Un-Decorator: We Help You Downsize!

'Then it's agreed. It doesn't have to rhyme.'

'Wow! What graphics.'

"It's for weird minds - they're not wired like mine...oh! I'm a poet and didn't know it!"

Government Interference with Science.

VAR - a nail in the football coffin...

"The English language is a moveable feast... some people dine on it... some just take bites."

"If you ask me, his poetry has gone down hill since he started writing in metaverse."

"Er – may you?

Annoy Your Parents! You've done it for real. Now, play the video game!

Virtual hilarity

'I believe the saying is 'trust but verify,' not 'trust, but what would mother do'.'

"I only married him for his blue tick."

"I hate poems. They're boring and pretentious."

"Hold on. Let me just check my self-worth."

'Those references are from my computer. I have an online degree.'

'It's not a lie, Mom - it's virtual reality!'

"Next, I'd like to do a tribute to Tupac."

And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with the bulls; and their land shall be soaked with blood, and their dust made fat with fatness. - Isaiah 34:7

"Hi. I'm John, your date for this evening. I've brought my résumé and letters of recommendation."

"When are you going to wake up and face virtual reality?"