Verification Devotee T-Shirts

"That's Eleanor. She's a fact checker."

"It's such a lovely day!"

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

This next song goes out to the girl who stole my heart and my guitar.

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

'We hold these truths to be self evident, that all men are created equal, except for Hancock... who smells bad...'

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

Old-fashioned computer

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

Poetry Buff.

Church Restoration Fund.

"When in the course of human events it becomes... Oh, blast it! Adams is just going to edit the heck out of this..."

"He used to be a senior fact checker at Meta — now he's just a pedant."

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.

Sir Edmund Hillary Arriving Home To His Third Floor Apartment

"In a nutshell Mr. Beesley, you have hypochondria."

Ohm sweet Ohm

Give Thanks.

'It's not bad enough that he explains everything... He even explains his explanations.'

"I like your slavish attention to detail."

"Oh, Freddy! I just knew it would be like this!"

A man working on a model airplane

'Now that's devotion. Two broken arms and still working.'

'I'm NOT a pedant.'

A.E. Housman

"I find it difficult to like him. He's too good at being humble."

'Congratulations Perkins! Always first arrived and last to leave. You're on your way to the top.'

That's what I call attention to detail!

"Your training begins just as it did with the masters of old... with positive affirmations and five minutes of low-impact cardio."

Designated smoking area of the gods

"Bravo, Paul. You've done more for the back of my head than I ever dreamed possible."

'Thank you. It took me a long time, but I built it to scale.'

"You're very finicky about a little decimal point."

"One last request: move my car to the 11:30 A.M. to 1 P.M. Monday -Thursday side of the street for tomorrow."