Verbal Sparring Enthusiast Prints

'Are you sure you saw my client do it? Let me remind you, it takes one to know one.'

'I say, Addison

'What do you mean, 'you can read me like a book'? You've never read a book!'

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

'But he's supposed to tell everyone how much you weigh! '

Duel in a wheelchair.

"Sadie, I just heard they discovered lots of ancient cities buried hundreds of years ago in the jungles of Cambodia. They've each got weird geometric patterns outlining what may have been gardens. But no one really knows what they were used for. I guess what I'm asking you is... what were they used for? Y'know, since you were there to see them in their prime. They were used for ritual sacrifices of dullards. For educational purposes, I shall now perform one."

Academic Affairs: The Chair of Philosophy Corners the Chair of the Sciences

"Ohhh... He's out all right!"

"Try a new tactic, punch back."

Nature vs. Nietzsche.

Department de Philosophie

Man and Women in a Boxing Ring

A poison pen fights a poison mic.

'When are you gonna get me some real competition?'

'One pundit tonight is from a think tank, the other writes 'Books for Dummies'.'

Bar bouncer resumes.

'Remind me again darling - what were we just arguing about?'

'I went for a walk this morning...' - 'I ran 20 miles... uphill.' - '...and I had bran flakes for breakfast.' - 'Yeah, well I ate 19 sausages, 3 melons, and a horse.' - 'I'm going for a pee.' - 'I swear I could flood this place!!'

"I've been thinking harder than you have, and my thought experiment disproves your thought experiment."

'At the Spoonerism cafe...' 'Ah - here comes my carrots and peas.'

'What you look at it? You want a piece of me, is that what you want?'

'I've gone over the fight tapes and I think I've pinpointed your weakness.'

'I say it doesn't matter what you believe as long as you're sincere.', 'Who do you think you're kidding?'

Sharp Tongue.

'Let's give him a couple more minutes, but it looks like we've got ourselves a bum who can't fight his way out of a paper bag.'

Chi Kick

"Sweetie, words have the power to hurt. I'll teach you some of the most effective ones."

"You got him running scared, kid. He thinks he might actually kill you."

"You have defamed me, sir. I challenge you to a cage fight in Las Vegas!"

"In this corner, a man who describes everything as 'Orwellian.' And in this corner, a guy who loves saying 'Kafka-esque!'"

Historians' Tiff

World Ping-Pong Federation.

'I think his hand's getting sore.'

'The guy on the right seems pretty confident.'