Sparring Enthusiast Prints

'I've gone over the fight tapes and I think I've pinpointed your weakness.'

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

'But he's supposed to tell everyone how much you weigh! '

"Baldo, why do you make fun of my playing?"

Duel in a wheelchair.

"Keep it up. His knuckles are getting really sore"

Musical Fight

Academic Affairs: The Chair of Philosophy Corners the Chair of the Sciences

'Are you sure you saw my client do it? Let me remind you, it takes one to know one.'

"Ohhh... He's out all right!"

"Try a new tactic, punch back."

Nature vs. Nietzsche.

Attorney Punching Bag

Department de Philosophie

A poison pen fights a poison mic.

'When are you gonna get me some real competition?'

Cat boxer

'One pundit tonight is from a think tank, the other writes 'Books for Dummies'.'

"I've been thinking harder than you have, and my thought experiment disproves your thought experiment."

Oog is good at sharpening sticks, but he doesn't know when to stop. You can quit now, Oog. You've made your point.

'Remind me again darling - what were we just arguing about?'

Bar bouncer resumes.

'What do you mean, 'you can read me like a book'? You've never read a book!'

'What you look at it? You want a piece of me, is that what you want?'

'I say it doesn't matter what you believe as long as you're sincere.', 'Who do you think you're kidding?'

"I'm a hunter, gathering isn't in my job description."

'Can't we have just one conversation without you getting so defensive'

Chi Kick

"You got him running scared, kid. He thinks he might actually kill you."

'Let's give him a couple more minutes, but it looks like we've got ourselves a bum who can't fight his way out of a paper bag.'

'Joe Louis was right - you can run, but you can't hide.'

'I say, Addison

World Ping-Pong Federation.

Historians' Tiff

"You have defamed me, sir. I challenge you to a cage fight in Las Vegas!"