Venice Fan With A Twist Pillows

"I thought I knew Venice quite well, but I don't recognise any of this at all."

Sir Desmond Murgatroyd

"Someone switched off the freezer...it's melted."

A gondolier clears leaves form a pool

'I've read your manuscript-it's a miracle you survived all the booze, sex, and drugs while on your world tour, but are you sure you want it published during an election year senator?'

Noah Sent and Received the First Tweet

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: All in a Day's Work

Celine Dion

Vivaldi and his creative partner

TV moments we never see, 'Branded'

Remote-controlled Popemobile.

Closet.

New York Gondolier

'While 10-15 years of cellaring are recommended and would certainly improve the bouquet and taste, no, there'sno reason why you can't go out back, behind the dumpster and down the whole thing in 1 chug.'

'I caught this one while fishing off of a bridge in Venice.'

'If anybody else asks me if they can transfer to the England cricket team, they're fired!'

"I can tell much more about you if I read your Palm Pilot."

Venetian without the knowledge

'I'm not fat, am I?'

Teamwork

Deaf in Venice

Venice Emergency Plumbing Service

I made shoes for you last night, but Bob set up your website and mass marketing e-mail program.

Basketball Hoop on the Suggestion Box

'Bo-Peep was fed-up with losing us all the time, so she has us all wear these radio-locator collars now.'

"Darell is sharing his pet with us today. I'm sure the whole class will find this very entertaining."

Rome, 1483...a surveillance artist on every corner.

Hell's angel Santa riding reindeer like a moterbike

Venus in venice

Referee Whistle Music.

"So Joshua, you just aim this at any wall and it will come tumbling down..."

'You and your brilliant 'Let's hitchhike through Venice' idea.'

"None? Good - what about long-term goals?"

Holy Water.

'This dude is seriously lost.'