Venice Fan With A Twist Pillows

"I thought I knew Venice quite well, but I don't recognise any of this at all."

Sir Desmond Murgatroyd

"Someone switched off the freezer...it's melted."

A gondolier clears leaves form a pool

Vivaldi and his creative partner

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: All in a Day's Work

Closet.

TV moments we never see, 'Branded'

New York Gondolier

'While 10-15 years of cellaring are recommended and would certainly improve the bouquet and taste, no, there'sno reason why you can't go out back, behind the dumpster and down the whole thing in 1 chug.'

'I caught this one while fishing off of a bridge in Venice.'

'If anybody else asks me if they can transfer to the England cricket team, they're fired!'

"I can tell much more about you if I read your Palm Pilot."

Venetian without the knowledge

Deaf in Venice

Teamwork

'I'm not fat, am I?'

Venice Emergency Plumbing Service

'Bo-Peep was fed-up with losing us all the time, so she has us all wear these radio-locator collars now.'

Rome, 1483...a surveillance artist on every corner.

Basketball Hoop on the Suggestion Box

Hell's angel Santa riding reindeer like a moterbike

'Personally I think hover fielders is a step too far.'

Venus in venice

"So Joshua, you just aim this at any wall and it will come tumbling down..."

"None? Good - what about long-term goals?"

Gondola with a tip bucket and sign reading 'Please do not tip'.

'This dude is seriously lost.'

Referee Whistle Music.

Holy Water.