Vending Visionary T-Shirts

"We may not have fully thought this through."

Vending machine out of order: 'Waste bucket empty.'

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

"Do me next."

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

Honest Vending

'I don't like to take chances.'

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

Thatched roof car.

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

'I've written six books on wine; owned my own winery and taught a wine class for two years. My next goal is to taste some.'

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

If at first you don't succeed call it version 1.0

'I, Dom Perignon, will now uncork the very first bottle of Champagne. Of course, I'm just guessing this is the right way to do it.'

'In the interests of full disclosure, federal law now requires me to inform you that I own shares in the winery whose product I am serving this evening.'

Nouveau wine

'This is Citroen Picasso's cubist period.'

Solar Cars

Perfect Match

Your start-up team

'Mmm... the bouquet flickers around the nose like butterflies sweetly scented by the shower from a the milk of a goddesses breasts.'

"I'm going on Dragons Den with this, the one-brush-toothbrush."

Artists At The Auto Show

“He runs the top Virtual Reality company in the world. In fact, that’s not really him.”

'It won't take bitcoins.'

'I lost my shoe, but I got my foot in the door.'

"Thanks to my new glasses, I can enjoy a good old "bird's eye view" again..."

Pottery

Louise Glück

"After thoroughly researching all the details, I think we can now safely throw caution to the wind..."

'None for me, thanks. It might improve my mood.'

Seamus Heaney.