Vending Machine Virtuoso Gifts

"We should reload the changer. The Franklins are coming at seven."

Two workers chatting by vending machine: 'Who are you working on at the moment?'

'I didn't get the raise, but next week he'll show me how to kick the candy machine so you get two bard for the price of one.'

Businessman standing on street corner looking at a vending machine that says 'Please! Insert 50 cents'.

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

Honest Vending

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

Bear at a vending machine

"Barnes is morphing into some kind of strange creature. I warned him about eating out of the vending machines."

Viola, cello, 1st violin and 2nd violin vending machine.

"My name is Leonard, and I'll be your auto mechanic for today."

"Wish granted. A cafeteria."

"So...that's B11, C8, F5, and A3?"

Man with money in hand reads instructions on 'Check prostate' vending machine

Nectar of the Gods Dispenser.

Croc feed machine contains chickens for feeding crocodiles at croc farm.

'It won't take bitcoins.'

Vending machines: Caffeine, Sugar and Carbs.

Honest Vending Machine

"I'll get you out, but first hand me the chips in B-12."

Pizza-Matic

Toe-Tickling Machine

"The secret of time management? Never take anyone off hold."

Cigarettes/Cold Soda/Answers.

"I recommend the pimento loaf with pickle. It's bursting with umami."

"... Wine list? No, we don't have a wine list! Perhaps I can get sir something from the vending machine?"

Vendo Tree.

Exercise Car.

"I was hoping my bonus would be more than a voucher for the vending machine."

Now With Organic Artifical Additives

Crane arm is lowering to pick up man in the telephone box next to arcade game.

'Could we have a little chat when you're through here?'

Kid to pop vendor: 'Are you fizz Ed?'

Dang! They're always out of 'handsome and brilliant neurosurgeon!'