Vehicle Stunt Lover Gifts

Solution to chuckholes...and have fun, too!

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

"Harold insists on doing all his own stunts."

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

I break for toilet paper

'Any stunt driving experience other than teaching three teen-agers to drive?'

'You say you've been hibernating in Alaska for the past 25 years. Do you think you can drive an SUV up the side of a mountain?'

"Don't feel bad, my mail server goes down sometimes, too."

Sandra can you step in here a minute and lie on the floor? And bring a ramp.

'Sure, the circus acts were hard work, but I got to travel the World...'

'I still say it would be faster if we had a four-wheel drive.'

'The most important safety rule to follow when doing anything dangerous is to first find out who can sue you when you get hurt.'

"How deep are those pockets?"

Let's do it.'

Concerned about getting his expectant wife to the hospital on time, Gary hired a stunt driver for the 'big day'.

"GPS wants me to stay put."

5 people balance on one tiny bike

At the retirement home for daredevils.

Safety - Driving.

"A Mr. Jackie Chan to see you, sir."

'We just need to increase our collision policy enough to cover the amount of damage to our car from Joy backing into our neighbor's car, rick.'

Elderly tightrope walker.

"That reminds me, I must buy a new shredder."

Cross Channel Leap

"And so another school year is over. Nine months of studying the great minds of history have left us wiser in the ways of the world."

Traffic sign: Right lane ends - Merge into oncoming traffic.

'I wanted to see which would run out first...battery power or idiots.'

'Forget how much that thing cost you, and let go of the handlebars!'

Best Stunt Driver

'I think that'll do!' (Car burps after being filled).

'Look, if I miss ya, it doesn't matter - this is just practice.'

George was unaware of the pot-holes in the road ahead!

"Sorry, but I don't see the 'Litter Box Challenge' going viral."

'And another thing -- if some of you lot don't get your own wheels soon, I'm joining another bike gang!'

Prior to his fame as a stuntman, Evel Knievel was an ambulance driver.