Veggie Whisperers Prints

'My mom grows vegetables as a hobby. Takes a lot of perverse pleasure in it.'

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

"I haven't started playing the violin. I hide my vegetables in here!"

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

"I hope we can sell everything before it's time for mom to make dinner."

"You can't make me eat Brussel sprouts Mum: it's illegal to force-feed geese in this country!"

'There are some good things about a vegetable garden. Dirt at your fingertips, for instance.'

"Save yourself — it’s a casserole!"

'Come on, eat your spinach.' -' Sorry, I'm on a special diet...No toxic waste.'

'That chap really knows his onions!'

"I'll race you to the top."

"Mom told me to make my vegetables disapear."

"I discovered a way to get Steven to eat his vegetables. I put chocolate syrup on them."

'Vegetable proteins sure have caught on. I have to go over to Canyon Gulch and round up a herd of soybeans.'

Ways to Misuse Ventriloquism

"I got the kids to try more vegetables by putting sugar in the salt shaker."

“Children hate me.”

'And this is the secret of how our company gets through hard times: we grow all our own food!'

'The old man's really serious about his rooftop gardening.'

The vegan hunter

'For heaven's sake Armitage - can't you just accept 2nd place in the best leek category?'

'I'm sorry but I can't bring out the dessert menu until both of you have eaten your veggies, company policy.'

'The only thing I grow in my garden is tired!'

'Women cook to feed the soul...men cook to feed the ego.'

'No Jennifer! I never head of mad broccoli disease.'

'For heaven's sake, Armitage... Can't you just accept 2nd place in the best leek category??'

'Mommy has made this astonishing cake just to get you to eat your peas and provide valuable insight for your therapist in twenty years.'

"Psst. Pass it on. Tonight's the break!..."

"You know, if lima beans, cauliflower and broccoli tasted like candy and ice cream, we wouldn't have to go through this every night!"

Even garden plants like to visit.

'This stuff isn't genetically engineered, is it?'

Fruits and vegetables

Ernie got up on the wrong side of the garden bed again.

'The salad is that expensive because we had to find a new place for the snails and worms.'