Veggie Showstoppers Pillows

So those are your 'weapons of mass destruction? - Slugs?

Prize vegetables.

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

"I haven't started playing the violin. I hide my vegetables in here!"

'Is this still America?'

'The vegetables sat in the crisper for hours...days...a whole week. Then suddenly, the drawer opened. A hand reached in, grabbed the kale, and all you could hear was the sound of...A Garbage disposal.'

'Broccoli is biodegradable, you know, in case you want to throw it out before I eat it.'

"I have an idea. How about I don't have to eat broccoli until I learn how to spell it."

"Relax. They're just crows."

Mom's Diner/Mom's Desserts

'Meat cooked, but carrots still hard.' Hand in pot

"Don't try the candied yams and sweet peas, turns out they are vegetables."

"I modeled this one after me. He hates vegetables, too..."

'My parents are giving up desserts for Lent, so I'm balancing the family diet by giving up vegetables.'

'You're right, Mom. Carrots did give me good eyesight. Now I can spot vegetables I don't like a mile away.'

'It's only a slug Norman.'

'I'm sorry but I can't bring out the dessert menu until both of you have eaten your veggies, company policy.'

"Good boy Alex! You've eaten all your vegetables again."

'The only thing I grow in my garden is tired!'

"I'm sorry but I can't bring the dessert menu until you at least try to finish your peas and carrots, it's policy."

The great zucchinis

'Lettuce pray!'

'This stuff isn't genetically engineered, is it?'

Grandchildren's Menu: Whatever's on your plate and no funny business

"I spilled the beans last night so I wouldn't have to eat them."

"We have a lot in common. We both hate homework, vegetables, bedtime, chores, long car trips. . ."

Vegetarian taxidermy

Mr. Cranky Pants Plants A garden Part 10

'Come on sweetie, you know the rule: You need to finish your chocolate cake before you can have your carrots...'

"You always said I could be what ever I want to be. I want to be someone who doesn't eat vegetables."

"You've just raided your last patch!"

'I'm afraid I'll have to close you down. Your kitchen is infested with greenfly.'

"They're veggie hot dogs but don't worry—they're made in a really gross way."

"The fence keeps the Locavores out."

"No, I'm not interested in your list of endangered vegetables. Just eat your dinner."