Vegetarian With A Twist Gifts

"I'm trying to eat more vegetarians."

Hannibal Becomes More Conciliatory.

'Darling, we're vegetarians. We must stop meat eating like this.'

'Of course our veggie burgers are good. We deep fat fry them.'

"If it's of any comfort, the irony of you being a vegetarian is not lost on us."

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!

"Monsieur, si vous plaît. I'm sure I ordered the fusilli and not the Fusilier."

"Are your eel rolls electric?"

'Before I order breakfast, which way is it to the 'International Bathroom of Pancakes'?'

"That's it. We’re toast."

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

'So tell me why you think you're suffering from seasonal ineffective disorder.'

"And we are proud to say we only use the freshest artificial ingredients."

"The spoon, he ran away with the goddam spoon."

'I've already been recruited by one of the top fast-food chains in the country!'

"Everything tastes better when it's cooked on the grill."

How about going easy on the carbs

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

"You're lost. This is Mom's apple pie."

Advocado

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

Famous Jewish Blues Singer Series.

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

'Perhaps sir would like the dessert menu?'

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

"Can Johnny come out and eat?"

Next time, a larger tip for the server and less free tax advice.

Flying sauces.