Vegetable Rights Mugs

Animal rights and vegetable rights protesters battle each other.

Prize vegetables.

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

baby sweetcorn...

"States of tofu"

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

Allotment

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.

Advocado

"It's good to know she was butchered for a noble cause."

Queen of Quinoa

Before/After

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

"Oh, mournful and terrible engine of horror and crime—of agony and of death, not asparagus again!"

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

See you at the farmers market!

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

Vegetarian Birds

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

"The most I'll splurge on my diet is on a boneless, skinless carrot."

"Steamed vegetables."

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

"Is the asparagus farm-raised or wild-caught?"

Give quiche a chance!

Get your no-turkey recipes here! Eco club. Go veggie for T-day! No thanks! I like turkey, sausage, stuffing, creamed onions with bacon and mincemeat pie. I figured as much. How can you tell? Gut check. That's my gut reaction, too.

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."