Organic Vegetable Advocate Mugs

Politically Correct Snowperson

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

"All of tonight's specials dance around the whole GMO thing."

All Natural Nothing

"Steamed vegetables."

"Is there a vegan option?"

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

'Our health-care system - eat organically.'

"You can't make me eat Brussel sprouts Mum: it's illegal to force-feed geese in this country!"

'It's not what you think. It's not about our liberation.'

"Sorry kids, wrong house. This one is made of vegetables."

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'

'Be careful...It may not be organic.'

'Extinct? Good heavens no. I'm vegan for God's sake.'

'A word of advice, the squeaky wheel gets the totally organic, 0 trans-fat, soy-based lubricant.'

'Is it organic?'

"Our vegan dishes are the same as what cows eat: Nitrates, Pesticides, Ammonia, Antibiotics..."

Heart Disease Menu

Frankenfish

'...Contains Phixe-knide, TBHQ, hydro-cla, Cyklid, Yetfopnmide - and other unpronounceable stuff.' (grocery store)

"Come on, honey, try just one Goliath pea. It's organic, locally grown, and GMO free."

'I grow all our tomatoes. I grow all our spinach. All you do is complain about the cost of my twice weekly manicures.'

Which is the genetically modified corn?"

'Is it organic?'

"Funny how we never seem to run out of vegetables."

'Can we move the beef jerky a smidge and display our organic cleanser?'

"Yeah, he's something alright! But do you know that if a genetically modified organism gives you his seeds, he can sue you for copyright infringement?"

'Fruits, vegetables, herbs, spices, nuts, berries, roots, tubers, stems, leaves.'

"Always eat your broccoli."