Vegetable Pun Lover Mugs

"Please tell me I look NOTHING like THAT guy!"

"I have to be honest: the job you're applying for is a real no-brainer. Are you sure you're OK with that?"

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

Advocado

"No thanks, I'm stuffed."

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

Dr. Saltine, pioneer of salt transplants.

"He treated associates like he treated his plants."

'Is your cabbage diet working darling?'

'Thank you waiter - my wife's the rabbit.'

"The Knuckle Sandwich is good."

"The lettuce I paid with was fresher than the lettuce I bought."

"Beans, Them Beans, Them Beans, Beans, Beans..."

Runner Bean...

"A little lamb please."

"Damn! Someone just asked for chicken drumsticks."

"This IS a chicken fried steak!"

"It said on the packet the pasta should act as a vehicle for the sauce."

'Radford, go in for Bloom. ... Uh-uh-uh! Finish your vegetables first!'

Val and Les could see a fork in the road but they weren't expecting a dip.

"Jersey Tomatoes" vs. "Jersey toMAHtoes"

"I think we can take you off the cabbage diet now"

"I'm pleased to say our dishes all have too much kale."

"Okay,let's go through this one more time. I asked for a LEMON in my water, not a LEMMING."

"In my previous life I was arugula."

Artichoking victim

Pickled beets.

"I like a diet rich in surfers."

"It's not you. It's pea."

"Guac-A-Mole"

Throwing snowballs: Ow! That one had a potato inside!

"I find if I say we're having hashtag broccoli or hastag brussel sprouts, they are more apt to eat them."