Vegetable Pun Lover Mugs

"Please tell me I look NOTHING like THAT guy!"

"I have to be honest: the job you're applying for is a real no-brainer. Are you sure you're OK with that?"

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

Advocado

"No thanks, I'm stuffed."

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

"He treated associates like he treated his plants."

Dr. Saltine, pioneer of salt transplants.

'Is your cabbage diet working darling?'

'Thank you waiter - my wife's the rabbit.'

"What are you in for?"

"The Knuckle Sandwich is good."

"The lettuce I paid with was fresher than the lettuce I bought."

"Beans, Them Beans, Them Beans, Beans, Beans..."

Runner Bean...

"Damn! Someone just asked for chicken drumsticks."

"A little lamb please."

Tree's Tree Nursery. Get this. Dad is selling those goofy upside-down tomato planters. What idiot would buy them? Thanks! I'll let you know how it works! My idiotic bio teacher.

'Radford, go in for Bloom. ... Uh-uh-uh! Finish your vegetables first!'

"It said on the packet the pasta should act as a vehicle for the sauce."

"This IS a chicken fried steak!"

Shakespeare's Earliest Influences. To bean or not to bean ….. Ye Olde Limas. Jolly Goode Cukes. The Bees Peas.

Val and Les could see a fork in the road but they weren't expecting a dip.

"Jersey Tomatoes" vs. "Jersey toMAHtoes"

"I think we can take you off the cabbage diet now"

"Okay,let's go through this one more time. I asked for a LEMON in my water, not a LEMMING."

"In my previous life I was arugula."

"I'm pleased to say our dishes all have too much kale."

Artichoking victim

Octopi a la mode.

Pickled beets.

Throwing snowballs: Ow! That one had a potato inside!

"I like a diet rich in surfers."

"So this bacon in my ear - d'you think it can be cured..?"