Vegetable Pun Enthusiast Mugs

Dumb & dumber: 'I don't think, therefore I YAM!...'Me either, therefore I SWEET POTATO.'

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

"‘Extra vile old ox’? No, sir – it stands for ‘extra virgin olive oil.’"

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

"No thanks, I'm stuffed."

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

"He treated associates like he treated his plants."

"The lettuce I paid with was fresher than the lettuce I bought."

"The Knuckle Sandwich is good."

"This IS a chicken fried steak!"

'All right, so you've prepared your resignation . . . let me have it!'

"A little lamb please."

"Damn! Someone just asked for chicken drumsticks."

"It said on the packet the pasta should act as a vehicle for the sauce."

"I have to be honest: the job you're applying for is a real no-brainer. Are you sure you're OK with that?"

Val and Les could see a fork in the road but they weren't expecting a dip.

Revenge is a dish best served cold.

"Okay,let's go through this one more time. I asked for a LEMON in my water, not a LEMMING."

I knew from the starch we were a perfect mash.

Pickled beets.

"So this bacon in my ear - d'you think it can be cured..?"

Flytrap nerd.

"I like a diet rich in surfers."

"I'm going to start with the antipasta."

"Guac-A-Mole"

"Nothing to worry about. A nuggetectomy is a very simple procedure."

Human Fingers: The Fish World's version of Fish Fingers.

What on earth are you doing? Well, you wanted battered sausage, didn't you?

"Bingo, that's what I thought: It's a blood-sausage!"

"I hear this place is a hotbed of international pancakes."

'What's your favourite meal?' 'Seconds.'

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