Vegetable Plot Planner Pillows

"He finds this time of year very stressful."

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

"I'm waiting for my imagination to run riot."

'...your hindsight on this project was far more accurate than his foresight.'

"I feel that I have at least one more unpublished novel in me."

Andre Gide.

You know, if you made it with a sphere, it wouldn't need a railing. Plan.

Ted knew he had a bestseller. Now all he had to do was fill the middle bits in.

Joyce Carol Oates

'I've worked out that all you need for a summer blockbuster is...'

"Aren't you getting a little carried away with this herbal medicine, Doctor?"

After months of writer's block, the great man's biographer finally decides how to end the book.

"Better put out notepads and pens in case any of them has an idea."

"Better than Chekhov"

He's celebrating finishing the last page of his novel...now he only has the other 468 to write.

'It's not enough that you want to publish it, you must beg for it.'

He was forced to take early retirement.

Dreams of Spring...

Cow Pat Planning

"They say to get over writer's block, you should write what you know about. So...I wrote about writer's block."

I've got lettuce, snow peas and radishes planted. Seeds. Next I'll plant beans, zucchini, leeks and chard. Plus tomatoes and basil. A lot of work for stuff no one wants to eat.

Writer’s Corner

"Legally, we're a farm."

The problem with biofuel - it takes up too much space

'With all due respect for your horoscope, Mr. Jones, the outlook for wheat this year is ... '

'So! THis is what you do all day.'

"If you don't have time to take care of everything, Sir, Mom's vegetable garden would be a good thing to let go."

A Gardener's Calendar: January - This is the most convenient time to work out your plans for the year.

Finally - a software package that makes it snap to write that novel.

Dreaming of Spring (Onslaught of the garden catalogs).

Don't forget that idea...we need the light to find our way back home.

"Janet and Bob are coming to dinner on October 6th. Better plant eight more carrots and three more potatoes this spring."

'My garden won't feed the family, but it'll feed a pretty nice rabbit stew.'

'You write fiction novels as a side line, don't you?'

Rome wasn't built in a day.