Vegetable Patch Nurturer Mugs

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

Gardener

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

'In Love'

"Life is very fragile so we should handle it with 'prayer'."

"It says you need a CT scan and that the azaleas in the corner need to be watered twice daily."

'You certainly went to town growing all that lettuce so I've dressed for dinner.'

'These spare Christmas decorations make perfect bird scarers.'

Growing a business....

Gardener

'In the corporate world, I'm a survivor.'

You will always find a spot to garden

The Last Days of a Hydrangea

'You've never planted potatoes before have you?'

"Potatoes...betroot...carrots...fracking..."

"Must've planted those seeds upside down..."

"Why don't other people ever do this?"

Ecology

"Can you believe we walked right past security?"

The Confused Gardener

"Leftover seeds."

'I tried to tell him I didn't think it was a tomato.'

"We'll be back Monday. Feed the cats, water the plants and ask for one-forty-two-five."

Man halfway through growing a scarecrow

Old watering can

Rooting.

'TV on the blink?'

'Are these carrots organically grown?'

'My garden won't feed the family, but it'll feed a pretty nice rabbit stew.'

Weod Monath (Weed Month) The Saxon word for the month of August.

"No, there's nothing wrong. I just took a shortcut through the onions."

July: Drought in the garden can be a serious problem this month.

Man waters a plant that is a man is clinging to on a cliff edge.

Gardeners with Different Sized Greenhouse.