Vegetable Patch Nurturer Prints

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

Gardener

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

'In Love'

"Life is very fragile so we should handle it with 'prayer'."

'You certainly went to town growing all that lettuce so I've dressed for dinner.'

"It says you need a CT scan and that the azaleas in the corner need to be watered twice daily."

'These spare Christmas decorations make perfect bird scarers.'

'In the corporate world, I'm a survivor.'

You will always find a spot to garden

Gardener

Growing a business....

'You've never planted potatoes before have you?'

The Last Days of a Hydrangea

"Potatoes...betroot...carrots...fracking..."

"Must've planted those seeds upside down..."

"Why don't other people ever do this?"

Ecology

"So I can eat better here at work."

'I tried to tell him I didn't think it was a tomato.'

The Confused Gardener

"Leftover seeds."

"Can you believe we walked right past security?"

"We'll be back Monday. Feed the cats, water the plants and ask for one-forty-two-five."

Man halfway through growing a scarecrow

Rooting.

'Are these carrots organically grown?'

'TV on the blink?'

Old watering can

Weod Monath (Weed Month) The Saxon word for the month of August.

'My garden won't feed the family, but it'll feed a pretty nice rabbit stew.'

"No, there's nothing wrong. I just took a shortcut through the onions."

July: Drought in the garden can be a serious problem this month.

'Winter days not nice enough for gardening.'