Veganism Pillows

"We would like to be genetically modified to taste like Brussels sprouts."

Welcome to Texas - Last Vegan Pizza for 773 miles.

"Do you ever ask yourself 'humanely raised' for what?"

'50% off to all vegans.'

"We'd like to promote the concept of a nontraditional Thanksgiving."

"I'm trying to eat more vegetarians."

'So, Bjorn, I hear you've gone vegan!'

"We couldn't find a raw-vegan, gluten-free, sugar-free, non-G.M.O. cake for your birthday, so we got you nothing."

Absolute Power Corrupts Absolutely.

Changing your diet could save your life.

'Do you have a traditional Christmas dinner, but for a lacto-vegan fruitarian?'

'It's a Volksvegan...it runs on vegetable oil!'

If it had been today...

'Health Benefits of a Vegan Diet... How the heck did this get here?'

The Birth Of A Vegetarian

"I don't care if it's plant-based, you're creeping everyone out."

Humpty Dumpty replaced by egg substitute.

"Sure, we have a vegetarian menu. And menus that cater to those dealing with anorexia, bulimia, binge-eating, as well as other less-popular eating disorders."

'Don't worry - it's made entirely from soya-based meat substitute.'

Vegan Insomnia

"I can't go much longer without your asking why I'm vegan."

"That's it... Keep moving... Almost there... Don't look at me... Just a little more... Atta boy... Not far now... Don't look at me."

"Before I serve you dinner, it was in the chicken's last wishes that you watch his video will."

Vegan Cat

"Is the asparagus farm-raised or wild-caught?"

"We tried a vegan Thanksgiving this year, but our family still showed up."

"I'm sorry. But being a vegan doesn't give you a free pass."

'Now you tell me you've gone vegan?'

"I started my vegetarianism for health reasons, then it became a moral choice, and now it's just to annoy people."

'It's the LAST time I volunteer to organise the staff Christmas meal, I've spent three days trying to find a 'traditional' lacto-vegan Christmas menu.'

"My parents are extreme vegans. I'm not allowed to have a piggy bank."

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

'I never said I was a virgin, I said vegan.'

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

Pigs at butcher: 'One day son, all this will be you..'