Vegan Wizard T-Shirts

Vegan Voldemort

"Is there a vegan substitute for eye of newt?"

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

"States of tofu"

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

Rose Garden

'He's trying to put some magic into my recipes.'

Queen of Quinoa

Give quiche a chance!

'That plant food really works!'

"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."

"We would like to be genetically modified to taste like Brussels sprouts."

"Getting drunk grilling lettuce just isn't the same."

'When you invented vegetables, Sir, did you know that my mother would be able to fit them all into one garden?'

"I just found a lacto-vegan restaurant and Janet from accounts says she's FRUITAIAN!"

'Of course it's high in protein. Just look at this!'

"And that is how you handle liver!"

"It's natural, vegan organic, no additives, preservatives or cooking."

"No animals were harmed during this performance!"

Television company new recruit

"You're right, Pierre, they are licking their plates."

"I told the cook I would prefer that she use some kind of artificial blackbird substitute."

"I'm getting subtle hints of chlorophyll."

'Memorable miracles' from 'burning bush' to 'low cal ice cream'

'And since this product consists of 100% artificial ingredients, we can truthfully say it's vegan!'

'A tiny kitchen, one cook, and great food...I don't know how they do it.'

'No - we really don't cater for vegans, even our salad dressing is made from sperm oil!'

"Race you to the corner! Last one there is an expired egg substitute!"

"Don't hold back on the toad legs now - I'm through with Nouvelle Cuisine!"

Your life is in great danger...

Dale regretted going to the Vegan restaurant.

"After going vegan, replacing all the animal heads just made sense.'

'... Got anything besides apples?'

"Apparently, giving up wearing fur wasn't enough!"

'The only vegan item on the menu is the menu itself.'