Vegan Wizard T-Shirts

Vegan Voldemort

"Is there a vegan substitute for eye of newt?"

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

"States of tofu"

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

'He's trying to put some magic into my recipes.'

Rose Garden

Queen of Quinoa

Give quiche a chance!

'That plant food really works!'

"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."

"We would like to be genetically modified to taste like Brussels sprouts."

"Getting drunk grilling lettuce just isn't the same."

'When you invented vegetables, Sir, did you know that my mother would be able to fit them all into one garden?'

"I just found a lacto-vegan restaurant and Janet from accounts says she's FRUITAIAN!"

'Of course it's high in protein. Just look at this!'

"And that is how you handle liver!"

"It's natural, vegan organic, no additives, preservatives or cooking."

'A tiny kitchen, one cook, and great food...I don't know how they do it.'

'Memorable miracles' from 'burning bush' to 'low cal ice cream'

I grew up vegetarian. Wow. That takes work to stay strong. What motivates you? Hey, lettuce brain! Peer pressure.

"I'm getting subtle hints of chlorophyll."

'No - we really don't cater for vegans, even our salad dressing is made from sperm oil!'

Television company new recruit

"You're right, Pierre, they are licking their plates."

'And since this product consists of 100% artificial ingredients, we can truthfully say it's vegan!'

"Race you to the corner! Last one there is an expired egg substitute!"

"Don't hold back on the toad legs now - I'm through with Nouvelle Cuisine!"

"No animals were harmed during this performance!"

"I told the cook I would prefer that she use some kind of artificial blackbird substitute."

"After going vegan, replacing all the animal heads just made sense.'

Your life is in great danger...

Dale regretted going to the Vegan restaurant.

"Apparently, giving up wearing fur wasn't enough!"

'... Got anything besides apples?'