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"No animals were harmed during this performance!"

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

Domestic Goddess.

"States of tofu"

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

"Two vegans, please."

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

The Witches Discover The Wok

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

Veggie Hall of Fame.

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

"I don't care if it's plant-based, you're creeping everyone out."

'It runs on batteries. I'm trying to become more green.'

Culinary surgery.

"I eat a totally plant-based diet and I still can't lose weight."

"I'm a strict vegan with dietary limitations due to specific food allergies. What should I get?" "A taxi."

'I love it when you cook - it lets me practice faking it.'

'Marmaduke, have you been drooling on my cookbooks again?'

'After you with the camouflage.'

"I told the cook I would prefer that she use some kind of artificial blackbird substitute."

"It's the Chef Surprise."

Vets: 'That's funny, he was here a minute ago.'

'And since this product consists of 100% artificial ingredients, we can truthfully say it's vegan!'

"After going vegan, replacing all the animal heads just made sense.'

'There's something wrong with the slow cooker. I check it every minute but nothing's cooking!'

"It's a little bland, because I microwaved it."

The vegan hunter

"I'm thinking of switching to an all vegan diet...based on carrots...mainly carrots..."

I guess I outta take science classes if I'm really going to help the environment. What for? You want to be a famous actress

Yes, the salad was vegan. In fact, we even offered it first to all the bunnies in the area, each of whom insisted that, no, he was quite full, and he'd like you to have it.

Tsunami in the cooking pot.

'You'll find loaves in the pantry and fishes in the freezer.'

'Howard's short stay in the hospital was good for both of us. He finally appreciates my cooking.'

Tomato, zucchini or grapefruit? Balloons. Vegan Clowns.