Vegan Vagabond Prints

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

"States of tofu"

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

"I can't go much longer without your asking why I'm vegan."

'They say you have to drink 4 times as much merlot as pinot noir to get the same level of anti-oxidants. Isn't that just too, too bad?'

Vegetarian Restaurant: Choose Your Own Cabbage

"Hmm...any dietary restrictions?"

"I told the cook I would prefer that she use some kind of artificial blackbird substitute."

'And since this product consists of 100% artificial ingredients, we can truthfully say it's vegan!'

"After going vegan, replacing all the animal heads just made sense.'

Dale regretted going to the Vegan restaurant.

Zebra to lion: 'Is this a good time to talk to you about the sanctity of life?'

'First Lady Lettuce goes missing...'

'The brochure says their wines are distinctive. I think I know why.'

"I'm thinking of switching to an all vegan diet...based on carrots...mainly carrots..."

Poet's Corner

"There are no animal products in our dishes, but since the meals are prepared by animals, you may find some stray hairs."

"It's amazing what they can do with soy, but it's just not the same."

"So, it's Gluten free, lactose free and meat free. How does it taste?"

"Virgin?! My bad. . . I thought you asked for a vegan."

"This jury finds the accused not guilty provided he tells us where he has hidden the money."

'That IS the chef's surprise, sir -- the pork chops are really tofu.'

Great Urban Sprawl

"Can we be seated under a vegan painting?"

Vegan Insomnia

"All I'm saying, Dear, is that sometimes I get tired of vegetarian restaurants!"

Tofu: Firm, Soft, Amusingly Jiggly

"I'm looling for ground beef that's organic, non-GMO, and doesn't contain meat."

Woolly tofu.

"Today a protest at the White House..."

"There's no such thing as a vegan flytrap."

"No fog lips, rat guts or bat teeth? I hate going vegan!"