Vegan Revolutionist Prints

"Of course, after I became a PETA member I had to get rid of the heads."

"States of tofu"

Queen of Quinoa

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

"Is there a vegan option?"

Give quiche a chance!

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

"You can't make me eat Brussel sprouts Mum: it's illegal to force-feed geese in this country!"

'It's not what you think. It's not about our liberation.'

"Getting drunk grilling lettuce just isn't the same."

'Extinct? Good heavens no. I'm vegan for God's sake.'

"I just found a lacto-vegan restaurant and Janet from accounts says she's FRUITAIAN!"

'It's a Volksvegan...it runs on vegetable oil!'

"Race you to the corner! Last one there is an expired egg substitute!"

"She's pretty smart. She already knows enough to spit out vegetables."

'And since this product consists of 100% artificial ingredients, we can truthfully say it's vegan!'

'Vegetable proteins sure have caught on. I have to go over to Canyon Gulch and round up a herd of soybeans.'

'No - we really don't cater for vegans, even our salad dressing is made from sperm oil!'

"I'm getting subtle hints of chlorophyll."

"I told the cook I would prefer that she use some kind of artificial blackbird substitute."

Your life is in great danger...

"After going vegan, replacing all the animal heads just made sense.'

Dale regretted going to the Vegan restaurant.

"I'm thinking of switching to an all vegan diet...based on carrots...mainly carrots..."

'The only vegan item on the menu is the menu itself.'

"I am still vegan, I am just having a cheat day."

'Wait a second! This fish is made out of TOFU!'

No Dogs Allowed

"There are no animal products in our dishes, but since the meals are prepared by animals, you may find some stray hairs."

Another Cultured Meat Experiment Ends in Failure.

The Last Dinner

'Personally I wouldn't be seen dead in it.'

"Can we be seated under a vegan painting?"

"Were you genuinely interested in where I get my protein, or was it the introductory question to a long and pointless attack on my personal dietary choices?"

'That IS the chef's surprise, sir -- the pork chops are really tofu.'