Vegan Revolutionist Mugs

"Of course, after I became a PETA member I had to get rid of the heads."

"States of tofu"

Queen of Quinoa

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

"Is there a vegan option?"

Give quiche a chance!

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

'It's not what you think. It's not about our liberation.'

"You can't make me eat Brussel sprouts Mum: it's illegal to force-feed geese in this country!"

"Getting drunk grilling lettuce just isn't the same."

'Extinct? Good heavens no. I'm vegan for God's sake.'

"I just found a lacto-vegan restaurant and Janet from accounts says she's FRUITAIAN!"

'It's a Volksvegan...it runs on vegetable oil!'

'Vegetable proteins sure have caught on. I have to go over to Canyon Gulch and round up a herd of soybeans.'

"Race you to the corner! Last one there is an expired egg substitute!"

'And since this product consists of 100% artificial ingredients, we can truthfully say it's vegan!'

"I told the cook I would prefer that she use some kind of artificial blackbird substitute."

'No - we really don't cater for vegans, even our salad dressing is made from sperm oil!'

"I'm getting subtle hints of chlorophyll."

"She's pretty smart. She already knows enough to spit out vegetables."

Your life is in great danger...

Dale regretted going to the Vegan restaurant.

"After going vegan, replacing all the animal heads just made sense.'

I guess I outta take science classes if I'm really going to help the environment. What for? You want to be a famous actress

"I am still vegan, I am just having a cheat day."

"I'm thinking of switching to an all vegan diet...based on carrots...mainly carrots..."

'The only vegan item on the menu is the menu itself.'

'Wait a second! This fish is made out of TOFU!'

No Dogs Allowed

"There are no animal products in our dishes, but since the meals are prepared by animals, you may find some stray hairs."

Another Cultured Meat Experiment Ends in Failure.

"Can we be seated under a vegan painting?"

'Personally I wouldn't be seen dead in it.'

"After going vegan, replacing all the animal heads just made sense."

'Will you stop going BAAAAA every time I eat a piece of lamb!'