Vegan Thanksgiving Revolutionary T-Shirts

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

'Lining my pockets with aluminum foil so I can sneak Thanksgiving leftovers home.'

"No thanks, I'm stuffed."

'Face it, we're vegetarians because plants can't toddle away.'

'Smile and say: tofu-based dairy substitute.'

Roscoe's Great Escape

"You secretly watch BBQ shows??! You pervert!!!"

"It helps if you think of it as a turkey."

'I don't know what happened in there, Stanley... But I've completely lost the urge to eat. I mean it - I feel stuffed! Supposed to come back right before thanksgiving for a follow-up though.'

'Turkey's okay, but most of the trimmings are vegetables.'

"God, I hate theme dinners."

"Those giblets are gonna have to come out."

The It Tastes Like Cr*p Because Its Healthy Cafe

"We represent a North Carolina trade association and we'd like to file suit against the Native Americans for introducing our clients to a certain agricultural product."

'I survived four Thanksgivings. I deserve to accompany you on the Veterans' Parade!'

Waitrose Vegan Burgers

'Hey, Fred, what are you doing for Thanksgiving?'

"Mrs. Bennett hung my turkey right next to Kevin Russell's pilgrims."

"My veganism begins and ends with eating insects."

Turkey hunter has turkey kill images on top hat.

Turkey Kids.

The first Thanksgiving. The second Thanksgiving. I think this holiday seemed more special when people didn't rush of to go stand in line for the black Friday sales.

"He feels he can do more good working within the system."

"We'd like to promote the concept of a nontraditional Thanksgiving."

'Tom, I think you better rearrange your tail feathers.'

"No thanks. I'm celebrating 'No Shave November'."

"What a nutcase."

The Thanksgiving mom cracked.

'Near Thanksgiving she always takes her animal rights work a little too far.'

Slow Roast Yoga

"This is what I get for marrying a chiropractor. Every Thanksgiving he's got to align the turkey;s spine before he'll carve it."

'I don't know all that much about welding, but I really need to get a job before the end of the month.'

"Of course, after I became a PETA member I had to get rid of the heads."

Thanksgiving in Camp

The need to run from the table screaming, has reached it's peak about an hour ago and has now subsided into a tolerable level of anguish where I only occasionally want to smash a fork into my eye socket. . .