Vegan Thanksgiving Revolutionary Mugs

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

"No thanks, I'm stuffed."

'Lining my pockets with aluminum foil so I can sneak Thanksgiving leftovers home.'

'Face it, we're vegetarians because plants can't toddle away.'

'Smile and say: tofu-based dairy substitute.'

"You secretly watch BBQ shows??! You pervert!!!"

Roscoe's Great Escape

"It helps if you think of it as a turkey."

"God, I hate theme dinners."

'I don't know what happened in there, Stanley... But I've completely lost the urge to eat. I mean it - I feel stuffed! Supposed to come back right before thanksgiving for a follow-up though.'

'Turkey's okay, but most of the trimmings are vegetables.'

"Those giblets are gonna have to come out."

"We represent a North Carolina trade association and we'd like to file suit against the Native Americans for introducing our clients to a certain agricultural product."

The It Tastes Like Cr*p Because Its Healthy Cafe

'I survived four Thanksgivings. I deserve to accompany you on the Veterans' Parade!'

"Mrs. Bennett hung my turkey right next to Kevin Russell's pilgrims."

"My veganism begins and ends with eating insects."

Turkey Kids.

'Hey, Fred, what are you doing for Thanksgiving?'

Turkey hunter has turkey kill images on top hat.

"He feels he can do more good working within the system."

"We'd like to promote the concept of a nontraditional Thanksgiving."

'Tom, I think you better rearrange your tail feathers.'

"What a nutcase."

'I don't know all that much about welding, but I really need to get a job before the end of the month.'

"This is what I get for marrying a chiropractor. Every Thanksgiving he's got to align the turkey;s spine before he'll carve it."

Slow Roast Yoga

Thanksgiving in Camp

'Near Thanksgiving she always takes her animal rights work a little too far.'

"Of course, after I became a PETA member I had to get rid of the heads."

The need to run from the table screaming, has reached it's peak about an hour ago and has now subsided into a tolerable level of anguish where I only occasionally want to smash a fork into my eye socket. . .

Small bald child tapping a boiled egg is being tapped on the head by a hatched chick