Vegan Seeker Mugs

'We do not discuss soybeans on these premises, Mrs. Grommet.'

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

"I can't go much longer without your asking why I'm vegan."

"You had me at alternative milk."

"Dig in. It's a medallion-of-veal look-alike."

'It's the LAST time I volunteer to organise the staff Christmas meal, I've spent three days trying to find a 'traditional' lacto-vegan Christmas menu.'

'Smile and say: tofu-based dairy substitute.'

"It's natural, vegan organic, no additives, preservatives or cooking."

"After going vegan, replacing all the animal heads just made sense.'

"Repeat after me... We are vegan... We are vegan..."

'VEGETARIAN ZOMBIES' colour

'Ok, best two geniuses out of three.'

No Dogs Allowed

"Wow yes, it's a lovely garden, but I can only see flowers: not a carrot in sight..."

'Now you tell me you've gone vegan?'

'It's your lucky day. I just went vegan.'

"This place has the best vegan nachos!"

"Cool, I've never met a vegan flamingo before."

'Not only do you get out of cooking tonight, but you found a place with a lazy chef too.'

"There were days he could kill for a piece of tofu."

Free Range / Deranged

"I'm worried that not everyone knows I'm a vegan!"

"There's no such thing as a vegan flytrap."

'The flowers look good.'

'Poppy - I have no issue with you being a Bi-polar, celibate vegan. It's just that your Aura's the wrong colour.'

"Everyone, stop looking delicious. The vegans are back and that tofurkey jerky won't keep them back much longer."

Tofu bi-products.

"No fog lips, rat guts or bat teeth? I hate going vegan!"

After rescue from Treasure Island, Benn Gunn returned to his wife, Mary, a strict vegan.

"We'd like to promote the concept of a nontraditional Thanksgiving."

Vegan Cat

"I'll have the vegan."

'What...and you take the plunge to call this a gourmet restaurant??!'