Vegan Hunting Aficionado Pillows

"... And that's an 18-pound piece of tofu I shot at Whole Foods."

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

"I can't go much longer without your asking why I'm vegan."

'I see it. You're supposed to get it!'

"So, Bob... anything you'd like to tell me about your little trip to the hunting store on Boxing Day?"

"Dig in. It's a medallion-of-veal look-alike."

'Health Benefits of a Vegan Diet... How the heck did this get here?'

'It's the LAST time I volunteer to organise the staff Christmas meal, I've spent three days trying to find a 'traditional' lacto-vegan Christmas menu.'

'Smile and say: tofu-based dairy substitute.'

A hunter is chased by a shark and a golfer sees sharks in the sand traps.

"Repeat after me... We are vegan... We are vegan..."

'Not only is he a good hunting dog he's a good watch dog.'

The mushroom pickers

'Every weekend he's off hunting with his buddies! I never see him!!!'

'That's what I call a boomerang sale. His wife takes one look and back it comes.'

'VEGETARIAN ZOMBIES' colour

'Now you tell me you've gone vegan?'

'It's your lucky day. I just went vegan.'

'What do you mean you can't wait for hunting season? We're only halfway thorugh fishing season!'

'Not only do you get out of cooking tonight, but you found a place with a lazy chef too.'

"Cool, I've never met a vegan flamingo before."

"This place has the best vegan nachos!"

'I told you a blowgun was a bad idea!'

Free Range / Deranged

'Alan spends a few hours a day in his hunting blind. It helps him deal with his end of hunting season withdrawal!'

Some musicians discussing a new land purchase for hunting

"I thought you were getting into shape for hunting season."

Hunting - Man asked to go hunting by his wife

'Bill gets so irritable when he can't go hunting that I prefer to keep him heavily sedated until deer season comes around!'

Hunting Out of Season

"You're wondering why I've called you here."