Vatican Follower Mugs

Pope Francis visits Mongolia

'Now that they've got a new Pope, there aren't any openings for old guys.'

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

"Sure - After the aggressive guys wear it all out!"

'Fischer Says Give Thanks to the Lord!'

"I wonder how many people are claiming to be your messiah right now?"

Monk Prompt

'We're going to start this week's sermon with a review of the basics....'

Jesus is Scourged (The Holy Bible).

'This business about the meek inheriting the Earth -- can't anything be done about it?'

"Amen. Thanks everyone, oh and don't forget to subscribe!"

"He's dumbing down the sermons again."

Pastor puts up sign on pole stating that he is 'serving' his 1,000th sermon.

'Have you been taking your medicine every day?'

'It's Sundays like this that I regret our church website is so popular.'

'...and another thing, Holy Father, do we call them the 'Falklands' or the 'Malvinas'?'

The evangelist turned lawyer's opening arguments were unconvincing

"A real old fashioned fire and brimstone message today Preacher."

"10,000 members or not, the Pastor should at least remember my name."

"The buck really stops with him."

'I believe you're thinking of leaving us, Brother?'

"Attendance is down again this morning. If we want to continue calling ourselves a congregation, we're going to have to congregate."

Pope Francis' visit to America...

Decisions a Pope makes

Pope Francis

"But how many followers do you have?"

'Oh, oh! They're going to give it to us with both barrels!'

Testing the water temperature in the font.

'My God - there's two of 'em!'

'My husband does everything religiously except going to church.'

Vatican Car Park - Staff Parking Only

Lost santa and reindeer.

Pope John Paul II 1920-2005.

Yeah? Well my father's better at prayers