Vatican Follower Prints

Pope Francis visits Mongolia

'Now that they've got a new Pope, there aren't any openings for old guys.'

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

"Sure - After the aggressive guys wear it all out!"

'Fischer Says Give Thanks to the Lord!'

"I wonder how many people are claiming to be your messiah right now?"

Monk Prompt

'We're going to start this week's sermon with a review of the basics....'

Jesus is Scourged (The Holy Bible).

'This business about the meek inheriting the Earth -- can't anything be done about it?'

"Amen. Thanks everyone, oh and don't forget to subscribe!"

Pastor puts up sign on pole stating that he is 'serving' his 1,000th sermon.

"He's dumbing down the sermons again."

Spiritual Lives Matter

'Have you been taking your medicine every day?'

'It's Sundays like this that I regret our church website is so popular.'

The evangelist turned lawyer's opening arguments were unconvincing

'I believe you're thinking of leaving us, Brother?'

"10,000 members or not, the Pastor should at least remember my name."

"Attendance is down again this morning. If we want to continue calling ourselves a congregation, we're going to have to congregate."

"The buck really stops with him."

'...and another thing, Holy Father, do we call them the 'Falklands' or the 'Malvinas'?'

"A real old fashioned fire and brimstone message today Preacher."

The Pope

'...and we used to grumble about not understanding archaic church language!'

'My God - there's two of 'em!'

"But how many followers do you have?"

Pope Francis' visit to America...

'My husband does everything religiously except going to church.'

Testing the water temperature in the font.

Pope Francis

Decisions a Pope makes

'Oh, oh! They're going to give it to us with both barrels!'

Vatican Car Park - Staff Parking Only

Pope John Paul II 1920-2005.