Vases Pillows

Perfect Match

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

Painting by the numbers for adults

'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'

Painting the Ceiling

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

'Frankly, I think watching paint dry has been given a bad press.'

'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

"We went for Scandinavian interiors."

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

Face Painting.

"I'm starting to think stripes."

"On second thought, mabe it would look better over there."

Michelangelo is painting the Sistine Chapel ceiling and a priest comes to check how he's going - 'Michelangelo, what the hell is that? I just wanted a couple of coats of duck-egg blue!'

"My feng-shui consultant placed Harold in the closet."

'The kids just love doing paint by numbers.'

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

'Quick, press control Z!'

Redecorating Easter Island.

'Oh, Olivia, I just love your new caption! Where on earth did you find it?'

Cutaway view of house undergoing renovation

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

'I wanted a change in decor.'

"Hon, do you think the accent wall was a mistake?"

'Okay, kids...time for your bath.'

'So, what do you want to talk about?'

'Cap'n Ahab, Sir! Starbuck wants to know if you fancy a coffee.'

Pea green

Curtains haberdashery

'Could you give us a push?'