Vanity Prankster Pillows

'I'll take it.'

A Guide to Balloon Animals

Pinocchio's nose used by cat as a scratching post

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

"They look like pickles."

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

'But he's supposed to tell everyone how much you weigh! '

INSTANT GREY HAIR TREATMENT.

Stupid Cupid.

SWAT Team (going in to catch a fly).

While at the Zoo, Victoria gets an idea.

'Admit it,you've been bothering the nurses again,haven't you?

'Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's is the fairest arse of all?'

Pants Uglifier!

Semi-naked A stripped Semi-trailer Truck sunbathing by the pool naked

"Does my brain look big in this?"

The caricature of Dorian Gray

'Nice of them to invite us to a dance.'

'On the internet, nobody knows you're a monkey.'

Crane arm is lowering to pick up man in the telephone box next to arcade game.

"Okay, which one of you guys filled my bowling ball with helium?"

'It's an own goal!'

"She's definitely had work done on her tail."

Fishermen catches fish.

"Check this out! My ew app imitates the sound of the door bell and makes the dog go berserk."

'How many times have I told you not to play with matches?'

"I'll be glad when I get rid of this handover!"

I shall not insult my stupid, fat, idiotic, ugly, lousy teacher...

"This is a Soul Card. We deduct a small monthly fee, and you get your looks back as long as there is a positive balance."

'Medium well, please.'

What's wrong with the TV? IT keeps changing to the cartoons! (son sitting behind mom with the remote control).

Ears and Nostril Shampoo.

"Upcycled, re-purposed and resin dipped - that's how gran would have wanted to go."

Message in a Bottle: 'If your reading this my hair do is already ruined.'