Vanity Fair Reader Pillows

Add a touch of elegance and humor to their space with a thoughtfully designed pillow, perfect for a true Vanity Fair lover to relax in style.

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'It makes you look fifty years younger.'

'It makes you look fifty years younger.' mockup

'It makes you look fifty years younger.'

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"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does" mockup

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

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'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.' mockup

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

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'Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest algologist of all?'

'Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest algologist of all?' mockup

'Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest algologist of all?'

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"Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?"

"Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?" mockup

"Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?"

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'I washed the gray right out of my hair, but now I can't get the gray out of my tub.'

'I washed the gray right out of my hair, but now I can't get the gray out of my tub.' mockup

'I washed the gray right out of my hair, but now I can't get the gray out of my tub.'

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Insecurities of the Bald Eagle.

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"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?" mockup

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

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'You certainly lived a remarkable life. Any chance you'll get over yourself?'

'You certainly lived a remarkable life. Any chance you'll get over yourself?' mockup

'You certainly lived a remarkable life. Any chance you'll get over yourself?'

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'You're on Deck! Wilson! Hurry up with that pedicure!'

'You're on Deck! Wilson! Hurry up with that pedicure!' mockup

'You're on Deck! Wilson! Hurry up with that pedicure!'

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"How are the new lips feeling babe?" mockup

"How are the new lips feeling babe?"

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TV-Mirror.

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"Look at me, everyone! I'm amazing!" mockup

"Look at me, everyone! I'm amazing!"

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"...And please let at least one person admire my new hat!"

"...And please let at least one person admire my new hat!" mockup

"...And please let at least one person admire my new hat!"

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'I can't see anything through these ridiculous tiny slits, I'll take them.'

'I can't see anything through these ridiculous tiny slits, I'll take them.' mockup

'I can't see anything through these ridiculous tiny slits, I'll take them.'

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'If you ain't broke, I'll fix it.' mockup

'If you ain't broke, I'll fix it.'

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"I see he finally got rid of that idiotic comb-over."

"I see he finally got rid of that idiotic comb-over." mockup

"I see he finally got rid of that idiotic comb-over."

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'I turn the other cheek more now that Botox has made it wrinkle-free.'

'I turn the other cheek more now that Botox has made it wrinkle-free.' mockup

'I turn the other cheek more now that Botox has made it wrinkle-free.'

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'Get the 'extra hold' bear spray. I want to look good when we come out of hibernation.'

'Get the 'extra hold' bear spray. I want to look good when we come out of hibernation.' mockup

'Get the 'extra hold' bear spray. I want to look good when we come out of hibernation.'

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'I like to stay fit. Or at least wear a lot of lycra.'

'I like to stay fit. Or at least wear a lot of lycra.' mockup

'I like to stay fit. Or at least wear a lot of lycra.'

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'Believe me, sweetie, if I thought the 'Wrinkle Out' setting on the clothes dryer would work...'

'Believe me, sweetie, if I thought the 'Wrinkle Out' setting on the clothes dryer would work...' mockup

'Believe me, sweetie, if I thought the 'Wrinkle Out' setting on the clothes dryer would work...'

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"There's something you should consider before you begin—my hair works hard and it plays hard."

"There's something you should consider before you begin—my hair works hard and it plays hard." mockup

"There's something you should consider before you begin—my hair works hard and it plays hard."

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'What would you say about me having my spots enlarged?'

'What would you say about me having my spots enlarged?' mockup

'What would you say about me having my spots enlarged?'

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The Paper Silhouette Editor

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'Ben believes looking suave is the most important part of fly fishing.'

'Ben believes looking suave is the most important part of fly fishing.' mockup

'Ben believes looking suave is the most important part of fly fishing.'

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'Did Picasso get hounded every 10 minutes?'

'Did Picasso get hounded every 10 minutes?' mockup

'Did Picasso get hounded every 10 minutes?'

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'My doctor told me these new Botox injections could be harmful.'

'My doctor told me these new Botox injections could be harmful.' mockup

'My doctor told me these new Botox injections could be harmful.'

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Narcissus

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"You're so vein."

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'It's the least I can do. I don't have enough money to get cloned.'

'It's the least I can do. I don't have enough money to get cloned.' mockup

'It's the least I can do. I don't have enough money to get cloned.'

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'It's more like a very good used you.' mockup

'It's more like a very good used you.'

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'Having limited funds, Irwin goes with the less expensive chest hair transplant.'

'Having limited funds, Irwin goes with the less expensive chest hair transplant.' mockup

'Having limited funds, Irwin goes with the less expensive chest hair transplant.'

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Eventually, a point is reached where even the best cosmetic surgery begins to look more like taxidermy gone horribly wrong.

Eventually, a point is reached where even the best cosmetic surgery begins to look more like taxidermy gone horribly wrong. mockup

Eventually, a point is reached where even the best cosmetic surgery begins to look more like taxidermy gone horribly wrong.

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"She's had so much work done that she's starting to look like her mother."

"She's had so much work done that she's starting to look like her mother." mockup

"She's had so much work done that she's starting to look like her mother."

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Vanity Fair Reader Pillows Collection

Vanity Fair Reader Mugs

Explore our collection of witty mugs perfect for Vanity Fair readers—bring a touch of humor and elegance to their morning routine.

Vanity Fair Reader Prints

Peruse our artistic prints that celebrate culture and sophistication—ideal for decorating the home of a Vanity Fair enthusiast.

Vanity Fair Reader T-Shirts

Check out our stylish t-shirts designed for Vanity Fair lovers—blend wit, culture, and trend in their everyday wardrobe.