Vampire Vibes T-Shirts

"And I ain't seen the sunshine since, I don't know when..."

Vlad the Impaler - the Later Years

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

"Here we are."

The height of fashion in 1796

Rocking Witches.

'Like many studs of my generation, I have always had a love affair with the harmonica.'

"Wait a minute, is that toad I taste? I told you I've gone vegan, Cynthia!"

Halloween Selfie

Witch: 'I've mellowed. Instead of black, do you have a gray cat?'

Annette von Droste-Hulshoff

'Come off it-she only said the guys will be fighting over us because you said we lived UNDER a boxing club!'

"What do you mean Halloween ISN'T a paid holiday off?!"

"Secondhand books, reheated coffee"

Islington Angels.

An old, dancing man holding a steaming cup

1876 - Alexander Graham Bell made the world's first telephone call.

Cover Design for E Dowson's 'The Pierrot of the Minute'

"I love blue Martinis. It's like the fifties and the nineties all mixed up together."

"He's been like that ever since he stopped eating the stuff and began smoking it."

"Kid's today!"

"Sadie, you were around in the sixties...was 'Mad Men' accurate?"

"It's a wonderful story - starts with the murder of a butcher."

"It's called a mobile... but I've been here an hour and have yet to see it move."

Interior Un-Decorator: We Help You Downsize!

"Who's there?"

Greta Thunberg wins German TV prize...

"And what do you think my husband is worth?"

'Stamp auction' WW2 Victory stamps on two fingers

"This CD player costs less than players selling for twice as much."