Vampire Vibes T-Shirts

"And I ain't seen the sunshine since, I don't know when..."

Vlad the Impaler - the Later Years

"The data looks good, sir, but the vibes are mucho heavioso."

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

"Here we are."

The height of fashion in 1796

Rocking Witches.

"The guy who wrote 'The Frog Chorus' is sounding kinda croaky."

Halloween Selfie

"Wait a minute, is that toad I taste? I told you I've gone vegan, Cynthia!"

'Like many studs of my generation, I have always had a love affair with the harmonica.'

"What do you mean Halloween ISN'T a paid holiday off?!"

Witch: 'I've mellowed. Instead of black, do you have a gray cat?'

'Come off it-she only said the guys will be fighting over us because you said we lived UNDER a boxing club!'

Annette von Droste-Hulshoff

Farmacy - 'I can't read your doctor's chicken scratch. I'm sure the pharmacist can, though.'

"Secondhand books, reheated coffee"

An old, dancing man holding a steaming cup

Cover Design for E Dowson's 'The Pierrot of the Minute'

"I love blue Martinis. It's like the fifties and the nineties all mixed up together."

1876 - Alexander Graham Bell made the world's first telephone call.

"He's been like that ever since he stopped eating the stuff and began smoking it."

Islington Angels.

Starfish doing the wave.

"Kid's today!"

"It's a wonderful story - starts with the murder of a butcher."

'Do these pants come with bigger belt loops?'

Witches Brew

Interior Un-Decorator: We Help You Downsize!

Greta Thunberg wins German TV prize...

"It's called a mobile... but I've been here an hour and have yet to see it move."

"Sadie, you were around in the sixties...was 'Mad Men' accurate?"

No, it's not the beer talking. Beer actually makes a better impression than I do. ! !

"Who's there?"

'Stamp auction' WW2 Victory stamps on two fingers