Vampire Hunter Wannabe Pillows

OK, we've defined the project objectives. Now it's time to establish the stakeholders.

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

Transylvanian backpackers.

'Thank-you God.'

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

'... And this is my cellar.'

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

A vampire in a canoe.

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

He looks so natural lying there...

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"

Get on with it!

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Mracula'.'

'I need a sun cream with a very high protection factor.'

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

How to fight a vampire snowman

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

"I know. But I think I can change him."

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

"Arr, we found your luggage, Captain."

"Take my word for it, sir―it looks just great on you!"

"I had a Caesar salad for lunch, but that was two days ago."

Vampire on a plane

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

Inaction Figure

Fancy a pint?