Vampire Hunter Wannabe Prints

OK, we've defined the project objectives. Now it's time to establish the stakeholders.

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

'Thank-you God.'

Transylvanian backpackers.

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

'... And this is my cellar.'

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

A vampire in a canoe.

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

He looks so natural lying there...

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Mracula'.'

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

'I need a sun cream with a very high protection factor.'

Get on with it!

I wonder what kind of wizard or vampire my husband will be

Zorro as a child.

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

How to fight a vampire snowman

"I know. But I think I can change him."

"Arr, we found your luggage, Captain."

'Seriously Vicar, I do not think you have seen this guy in the morning service!'

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

Fancy a pint?

"And make sure you get my daughter home before sunrise..!"

Vampire on a plane

"I had a Caesar salad for lunch, but that was two days ago."

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'