Vampire Fiction Reader Mugs

"My doctor put me on a health diet."

Transylvanian backpackers.

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

Vlad the Impala

'... And this is my cellar.'

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

A vampire in a canoe.

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

He looks so natural lying there...

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

Get on with it!

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

'I need a sun cream with a very high protection factor.'

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Mracula'.'

"Are you willing to work the night shift?"

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

How to fight a vampire snowman

"I know. But I think I can change him."

Fancy a pint?

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

Vampire on a plane

"I had a Caesar salad for lunch, but that was two days ago."

"What do you mean you're tired of AB negative?"

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"