Vamp Aficionado Gifts

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

Transylvanian backpackers.

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

'... And this is my cellar.'

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

Vlad the Inhaler

A vampire in a canoe.

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

Astral Projection

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

Mayhem, Inc. Part 29

He looks so natural lying there...

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"

The Awful Lawfuls Chapter 10

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

'I know how much you like holding hands, so I brought you a box of them..'

"Sorry. My blood sugar has just been running a little low lately."

Dracula vacationing in Venice feeding bats in the Piazza of St. Mark.

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Mracula'.'

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

Get on with it!

'I need a sun cream with a very high protection factor.'

I wonder what kind of wizard or vampire my husband will be

"Are you willing to work the night shift?"

Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

How to fight a vampire snowman

"I know. But I think I can change him."