Values Gifts

"Everything I know about being human I learned from animals."

"Mom, please take her and teach her morals, manners, and chores."

GOLDEN RULE: 'High moral fiber cereal,'

"Love, compassion, forgiveness- those are very christian values" "For all we know I might have been a christain in a previous life"

Old Fashioned Values Wedding Cake

"Yes Darling, it's great to be strong, but you have to learn how to be gentle too..."

"We need to make some cuts. We'll start with integrity, accountability, openness, and transparency."

'I don't know if money grows on trees, son. I know it doesn't grow in fields.'

"I consider every member of our family to be like family."

"Compare Calculate Contrast Before you make a move"

Family traits.

"There's no need for your kitty to be envious. After state and federal taxes and legal administrative fees, Chessy's share of Aunt Martha's estate came to hardly anything."

"My wife's lawyer doesn't understand me."

'In a complex court settlement, our parent company gets custody of us on the weekends.'

"Thank you, Nathaniel. I think you, too, are a very scary young lawyer."

"Sorry, no narcissists allowed."

'Norman really cherishes his ideals.'

"What happened to the good old days when people just breached contracts?'

'We, the jury, find the defendant guilty... and his attorney obnoxious.'

"And if that day comes, sweetie, just make sure your wedding album is inclusive-looking."

Moral Fruit and Fiber Cereal

Barristers wearing clothes pegs to overcome a bad smell

'There's a fine difference between planning and plotting.'

"Sorry, I'm only allowed to save humans, not refugees. Here in the EU we've got humanitarian values, you know?"

'This is a very important trial, Ferguson -- you'd better put pants on.'

'I am afraid, sir, that in the current economic climate, a picture is now only worth 500 words.'

Judge having junior barristers removed from court for drawing

'That's it? Listen to my mom?'

"Carl! I thought I'd find you here."

"Don't worry boss... I've got your back. Woof, Woof!"

'Your hindsight on this case, was far more accurate than his forsight.'

'I swear to tell the truth,the whole truth,and nothing but the truth, from my perspective.'

'Your mum and I are thinking about giving your power of attorney...' - 'Yes! Yes! Yes! I'm rich! Rich!' - '...and now, strangely, I'm having second thoughts.'

"..and to my cat, Wilhelm, I leave my wifes best couch."

"Done with the evaluations? Great! Now let's evaluate the evaluations!"