Values Gifts

"Everything I know about being human I learned from animals."

"Mom, please take her and teach her morals, manners, and chores."

GOLDEN RULE: 'High moral fiber cereal,'

God Bless America/Godless America

"Love, compassion, forgiveness- those are very christian values" "For all we know I might have been a christain in a previous life"

Old Fashioned Values Wedding Cake

"Yes Darling, it's great to be strong, but you have to learn how to be gentle too..."

"We need to make some cuts. We'll start with integrity, accountability, openness, and transparency."

'I don't know if money grows on trees, son. I know it doesn't grow in fields.'

"I consider every member of our family to be like family."

"Compare Calculate Contrast Before you make a move"

Gym. Check in Here. The only time I feel the burn is when I pay the memberbship fee.

Family traits.

"There's no need for your kitty to be envious. After state and federal taxes and legal administrative fees, Chessy's share of Aunt Martha's estate came to hardly anything."

"My wife's lawyer doesn't understand me."

'In a complex court settlement, our parent company gets custody of us on the weekends.'

"Thank you, Nathaniel. I think you, too, are a very scary young lawyer."

On second thought, your honor

"Nothing is certain except death."

"Sorry, no narcissists allowed."

'Norman really cherishes his ideals.'

"What happened to the good old days when people just breached contracts?'

'We, the jury, find the defendant guilty... and his attorney obnoxious.'

'There's a fine difference between planning and plotting.'

"Sorry, I'm only allowed to save humans, not refugees. Here in the EU we've got humanitarian values, you know?"

Barristers wearing clothes pegs to overcome a bad smell

'I am afraid, sir, that in the current economic climate, a picture is now only worth 500 words.'

Moral Fruit and Fiber Cereal

'This is a very important trial, Ferguson -- you'd better put pants on.'

"And if that day comes, sweetie, just make sure your wedding album is inclusive-looking."

Judge having junior barristers removed from court for drawing

'That's it? Listen to my mom?'

"Carl! I thought I'd find you here."

"Don't worry boss... I've got your back. Woof, Woof!"

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