Valuation Instigator Pillows

Stock market books.

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

New Swiss Army Knife

Inflation Is Up, Interest Rates Are Going Up. . . I'm Asking You To UP Your Donation.

'Gasview Hotel' - 'Dinerview Gas' - 'Motelview Diner' - 'Hiwayview Suites'

"New money, Bobby, is old money that got away."

'He had bulging muscles and a wallet to match!'

"I see the businessman's lunch is up 50p."

'I've got my wallet here in the left inside pocket. Now I got a bonus and bought a bigger wallet which needs more space. Would you please remove my heart?'

There's no real oil emergency...

BNP legality response to court ruling.

"Lost his first hat about nine months ago. Really tore him up too."

"Gilts are keeping pace with inflation."

'One day I just decided, screw it - I'm as rich as hell and I'm not going to fake it anymore.'

"The starred items are hot and spicy."

"I didn't discover fire, but I was the first to encircle it with stones."

'Isn't Daddy nice? -- He invented a night light for you!'

"Your tech gadgets will become obsolete, but the nice thing about money is it never goes out of style."

'Do you realize we're all getting richer by charging each other more?'

Deep pockets on line two.

Bankers waking up from cryo-sleep to explain the Fed's interest rate hike to you.

"Done."

'I liked being a millionaire before everyone became one.'

"What else have you done besides inventing the wheel?"

A bomb appears in the shadow of the Statue of Liberty.

"C'mon, man, we're gonna need you to find that or...things might not workout with you."

"I think I finally understand inflation."

Tel Aviv Tents

'Dollar'

Mervyn King

'Consumer income takes a new hop ... Inflation... takes a new high-jump!'