Valentine Wooer T-Shirts

'To woof or not to woof...'

'Your website or mine?'

"Take a right at Rocky's fire hydrant. A left at Duke's bench and the dog part will be one block past buddy's tree."

It's not what's outside that interests me. It's what's inside!

"I really need to start wearing clothes this time of year."

'No, and I mean it! We just went for a walk an hour ago.'

'Are you sure you know what you're doing?'

A masked man serenading

Dog on a plane.

'I'm huggable!'

Scot holding a heart.

What a Guy! The Tops! - "He likes to make his clients feel important."

"I'd love to stay and chat but I just heard a silent dog whistle."

Child selling cold lemonade in the winter

'I don't suppose you're just writing me a Valentine?'

"By the time we can marry in all fifty states, we'll probably be divorced."

"Oozy twoozy I love yoozy!"

Dog Dictionary: ARF bow-wow woof.

"I'm getting some ice cubes for my snowman. I think he's hungry."

"Bark to me of love."

"To be honest I'd rather make love not war, but my chat-up lines are terrible."

"Makes you feel kind of proud, doesn't it?"

Extreme valentine enthusiast.

"I didn't even know they could knit!"

"Not on my watch..."

"It's inhabited and they appear to be friendly."

Elves riding on a match box sleigh with mouse on top.

"Tales of the Bungee Leash"

Without you I'm lost...

'They're all for you.'

Facing Covid with love

Two hearts arguing.

Woodpecker sitting on snowmans nose

"I now declare a thumb war."

'He's my personal trainer.'