Valentine's Venerator T-Shirts

"I need a box of the gayest chocolate you've got."

My Dream Valentine

'Who said romance is dead? I just downloaded a screensaver with red roses and chocolates for your PC!'

I don't need lobster and music and wine....

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

You made me love you.

'Don't worry boss, it's probably archaic!'

'I'm huggable!'

'You have to do something...My husband just doesn't look at me the way he used to.'

'I think it's time we got a new headboard.'

"I wonder what this was for."

"Yes, you've taught me a thing or two - but over twenty-plus years that's not much."

"Are bringing your new girlfriend to the office party?"

Surgeon Finds Heart Reading 'Be my Valentine'.

'Love is a Drug'.

'Well, you're not blind, but have you ever considered laser eye surgery?'

Valentine's Day

Valentine for Guru.

"It's inhabited and they appear to be friendly."

"Normally I wouldn't take any notice of all these ads on how to improve my performance in the bedroom..."

Valentines for Real Estate

Cupid Shoots at Open Heart Surgery.

Ducttape Man! I'll mend your broken heart!

"Will you stop doing that please? Isn't it obvious to you that I just don't fancy him?!"

Especially for YOU! - Free Valentine hugs.

Myopic Cupid

You had me at 'BLLLLUUUURRRPPPP!'

Valentines

Man in crowd with heart shaped hat.

Looks like no Valentine for Phil this year...

"There's 28 days in February. Valentine's Day is the 14th. That makes Valentine's Hump Day!"

'Keep it simple, cupid!'

"His reputation as a tough guy was dented when his Valentine called him ‘cuddle bottom’."

"That reminds me...Happy valentine."