Valentine's Adventurers Pillows

'My name's Jeffrey. Will you be my Valentine?'

"We'll always have couples therapy."

A boy acting suspiciously

Boat wedding.

"The TV remote? So, I decide what we watch tonight?"

Couple melting the snow around them.

Kissing the Blarney Stone.

"I met my first husband at Bloomingdale's and my second husband at Banana Republic."

'Next, time, we'll meet at my place.'

Taking Cupid on a holiday.

'HEY! Shouldn't that be a reef-knot?!'

"Mine says this relationship will never work out and I should dump you right now!"

'I'm looking for a card that says if I didn't get you this, I'd never hear the end of it.'

Man and woman on donkeys at the beach

"I think it was about time you told me about the honeymoon."

"What's the problem? I said dinner and a movie."

'I wanted something special...not another candlelight dinner!'

Cupid and parachutists.

"I'm experiencing bouts of heavy breathing and dizziness when I'm speed dating!"

A skier and a paraglider

White cat on top of a Christmas tree.

Extreme kites!

"The Flying Wallendas at home"

"It's funny how people suddenly come out of the woodwork when they know you're taken."

A castaway on an island with an old TV that's washed ashore, sees two men in an approaching boat marked, 'TV Licensing'.

'Isn't it romantic, being married in the same alley where we first met eight months ago?'

Two bedbugs after a tryst.

". . . I've no idea what's going on, dear!"