Vainness Explorer Prints

Dog Plastic Surgery.

The Vineyard

'It's one of Larry King's earliest shows.'

The discovery of electricity...

'It's an antique!'

'We drove 800 miles for this? If I wanted to look at a roomful of dusty bottles, we could have visited your mother.'

'. . .actually I'm not a real Guru, I was forced up here originally by the property prices.'

"Professor, this changes everything."

You have the worst spring breath.

'I begin to question whether this startup ever had venture capital.'

'Still workin' on the beard, Jerry?'

"Only 10,000 more years and we'll be together forever, my darling."

'Ã…w, gee whiz, Mom -- all the other kids have velociraptors!'

"Oooh... bacon!"

"You have arrived at your destination."

Sign on wall of spacious empty hall of museum: 'Air & Space Exhibit'

"This family-owned boutique wine is produced from a single grape."

"He's got a man cave, a work cave, and a cave cave."

Supernatural book - The Unexplained

"Exactly what is this 'nothing' I've been hearing so much about?"

'I turn the other cheek more now that Botox has made it wrinkle-free.'

"Why? Because without documentation, this would be lost to history."

Walt Whitman sounds his barbaric yawp over the roofs of the world.

Caveman bathroom

'It even has its own built-in home security system!'

"That's what I call an off-off-off-off-off Broadway show!"

Lecture today. This last one is always found just outside cave entrances. Lecture today. Hominid fossil finds. We're calling him "gnomo-sapiens."

"It's really a long cave...prepare to binge watch."

"This is incredible! I thought Amelia Earhart was dead."

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"Welcome to Vanity Workshop. For the next thousand years you're to read out the size labels you've removed from your clothing."

Fire first discovered here B.C.

The Invention of Reading in Bed.

"Son, talk loudly and carry a big shtick.

Trilby - 'The last they saw of Svengali'.