Vacuum Repair Pillows

Ace Vacuum Repair: 'Our service really sucks.'

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

"I sensed you needed my help. I’m Saint &@!#%&!!, the patron saint of cursing."

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

A DIY disaster.

'You're using 14' nails on a 2' door? This is definitely a case where bigger is not better.'

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

Cats are under tremendous peer pressure to remain useless.

Lady about flat tire: 'It's not too bad - it's only flat on the bottom.'

Home De-Po. Things you need for your project. Things you didn't know you needed until you were halfway through your project.

'Told you to get your mower fixed.'

NASA HEADQUARTERS, ACME VACUUM CLEANERS, 'Hi! - I understand that space is full of junk?'

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

Pest Control

“I’m stayin’ home — I want the world to know — I pro-bab-ly won’t go!”

The world's most unemployable family

Lazy plumber.

Bob’s Museum

House proud woman vacuums hair from dog.

"They weren't kidding when they said a women's work is never done!"

Niche Extracurriculars

'Ladies no more messy pet hairs to worry about with the Decko Dynamic!'

"Never marry an engineer."

"We've run all the technical stuff and found the cause of the funny sound coming from your computer."

We'll take a carpenter, painter, plumber...

'He may not be accurate but he's resourceful'

'I finnaly located what was causing that hissing sound on the tractor.'

'I seem to have a spare tap son.'

'Dad, perhaps the fan should suck instead of blow?'

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

'I'm sorry, but it's suffering from a terminal disease.'

'That's why I like Neederman. He does the little things to help his team that don't show up in the statistics.'

'Oh yes, Leomard's a fixit-it man. Only problem is, who'll fix it after him?'