Vacuum Repair Pillows

Ace Vacuum Repair: 'Our service really sucks.'

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

"I sensed you needed my help. I’m Saint &@!#%&!!, the patron saint of cursing."

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

A DIY disaster.

'You're using 14' nails on a 2' door? This is definitely a case where bigger is not better.'

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

Cats are under tremendous peer pressure to remain useless.

Lady about flat tire: 'It's not too bad - it's only flat on the bottom.'

'Told you to get your mower fixed.'

The world's most unemployable family

Pest Control

NASA HEADQUARTERS, ACME VACUUM CLEANERS, 'Hi! - I understand that space is full of junk?'

“I’m stayin’ home — I want the world to know — I pro-bab-ly won’t go!”

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

Lazy plumber.

Bob’s Museum

House proud woman vacuums hair from dog.

'Ladies no more messy pet hairs to worry about with the Decko Dynamic!'

"We've run all the technical stuff and found the cause of the funny sound coming from your computer."

"They weren't kidding when they said a women's work is never done!"

Niche Extracurriculars

"Never marry an engineer."

We'll take a carpenter, painter, plumber...

'He may not be accurate but he's resourceful'

'Dad, perhaps the fan should suck instead of blow?'

'I finnaly located what was causing that hissing sound on the tractor.'

'I seem to have a spare tap son.'

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

'I'm sorry, but it's suffering from a terminal disease.'

'Hello, Ma'am. I'm a college graduate selling vacuum cleaners door to door to help pay for the fortune I borrowed to take a course that had nothing to do with selling vacuums... and how are you doing?'

'That's why I like Neederman. He does the little things to help his team that don't show up in the statistics.'

'Oh yes, Leomard's a fixit-it man. Only problem is, who'll fix it after him?'